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Foot Demotivational Poster


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

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Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm
Who plays this anyway?


SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.

TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?

THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964

TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
At least they aren't the Lions.

UNNESSCARY ROUGHNESS - Wow...That Looks Really Uncomfortable...

FOOT FETISH - I Just Don't Get It

TAGS: foot fetish
Rating: 1.65/5

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lordoh - March 29, 2011, 7:14 pm
Um. I still don't get foot fetishes...
rerun - May 29, 2009, 6:41 am

This is a demotivational/parody site. You don't understand the concept then STFU and go home.
iudiot - May 29, 2009, 12:13 am
You dont get it because its not a fetish item, its the latex feet worn by the Hobbits in the LOTR movie. Idiot. This photo is from the FX studios website.

PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.

TAGS: cheese packers tophats greenbay football
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by mikejam

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:38 pm
I live next to Titletown. How do you think I feel?

TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?

TAGS: brady bieber rugby football nfl
Rating: 3.57/5

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MashiMashi - May 16, 2012, 5:51 am
I know but it wasn't around then...
caveman - May 16, 2012, 1:46 am
Hey, this one and a couple others of yours would do good on sporting breakdown


TAGS: gods team 49ers football agnostic
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:37 am
Fact of the matter... The Niners are batting 1.000. Steelers, a mere .857
ANON - November 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
Until now...you were one of my favorite motifakers RON...now...i might be sick...The NINERS??? REALLY? BLAH
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yeah, but I'm ok with that one more than the blatantly piss poor job back then. There were some other questionable calls to end this one as well, not QUITE as bad but yeah....hey THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 4!!! Fuckers....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:19 pm
Except are we forgeting that this last superbowl was handed to the Steelers by the Zebras...that was an out of bounds catch that won it for them!
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:17 pm
fitting that they all have determined the outcome of each others Championship records.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:15 pm
I really do think that the steelers were given the Seattle super bowl. That was by far the most lopsided refereeing I've ever seen. So It could easily still be 5 all. And all three teams have battled it out in some very close games so It's kinda.....
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:09 pm
Well you forgot the eagles...oooops no you didn't!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:07 pm
Ya know MO between the 49ers, the Steelers *my fingers hurt after typing that* and Dallas there are no team that are close to these is superbowl wins
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:46 pm
See now Ron. I disagree whole heartedly. I actually made the trip to Texas Stadium to see a game before it was decommisioned. NIK and I got to see God's team whoop the hell outta the niners. Even though the rivalry has died since "the catch" days....

J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!

REALITY - Some people ignore it more than others

TAGS: detroit lions football
Rating: 2.35/5
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 11:19 am
1 L for the subliminal message I received

NOVEL ALARM CLOCK - Give someone a few feet and they jump right on it!

BIGFOOT - Still beating everyone at Hide and Seek

TAGS: bigfoot
Rating: 4.23/5

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BREAK DANCE - Sometimes really breaks

TAGS: france football team cisse injury
Rating: 3.57/5

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radioactive13 - February 24, 2010, 5:15 pm
Poor Cisse, he was the top Franch national football team forward. After this, his career was screwed up. Now he's with the Greek team Panathinaikos, and he's doing well.
Derek - February 23, 2010, 8:11 pm
Those soccer players aren't always putting it on. Yeouch!

BRADY-ING - Before Tebowing there was this...


TAGS: karma foot nail assholes we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful

DEFLECTION - Pointing out someone else's stupidity does nothing to diminish yours.

TAGS: packers raiders nfl football stupid fail loser owned
Rating: 3.36/5

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Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 3:23 pm
True. I guess their dad has to prepare for the untimely death of either, or both. One from Hypothermia, the other from a stabbing, shooting, strangling, beating, or other violent means of painful death at the hands of a convicted felon ERRRR Raider fan.
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:22 am
I agree, but that's one hell of a strong argument on his part... especially if you're grading on the bell-curve.

LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!

BIGFOOT - Hide and Seek Champion.

TAGS: big foot hide and seek
Rating: 4.46/5

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KrossFire - March 28, 2011, 9:45 am
Send chuck norris after his ass, set and match cause thatd be game
IllicoPresto - January 11, 2011, 2:13 pm
Amelia Earhart - World Champion!
Hawamleh - January 11, 2011, 8:18 am
Yea Osama is number one, my kinfolk rule, really.
Claire - January 10, 2011, 10:16 pm
Anonymous2 - January 10, 2011, 8:41 pm
Pretty sure Osama Bin Laden's the current champion...
shibbytheoriginal - January 10, 2011, 7:33 pm
Yeah he's visible NOW, he's taking his victory lap.
Claire - January 10, 2011, 6:37 pm
He looks pretty visible to me. I say Anne Frank still comes in first.
pointer - January 10, 2011, 6:33 pm
Anne frank came 2nd! lol

IT PAYS TO ADVERTIZE - But Only Advertize If It Pays

ORANGE - The perfect color for a school. You can go to the game on Saturday, hunt on Sunday and pick up trash on the side of the freeway the rest of the week.

TAGS: funny football ut
Rating: 4.38/5

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jeffhardy25 - October 1, 2011, 1:02 am
Orange? What about the bitch in pink?
Derek - June 21, 2010, 2:37 am
You see Culos, you're just another crim!

2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.

1ST AND 9.144 -

TAGS: american football
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - November 20, 2012, 6:24 am

Curious...aside from the USA are there any other countries that couldn't aafford the conversion.....like....40 YEARS AGO
Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:06 pm
I like this. Nice job. Hits the nail on the head. It didn't make sense in baseball either
Haarakkon - October 12, 2012, 2:25 am
I've been floating in and out a bit. Thx, Rerun.
rerun - October 11, 2012, 8:17 pm

nice, and good (great actually) to see ya Haar.

GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!

TAGS: september challenge good vs evil football
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:59 pm
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:33 pm
4L Starwars meh...

FERDINAND POCKET - So Thats Where Carlos Tevez Left His Key

TAGS: funny arse pocket football
Rating: 3.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:21 pm
Omg! :O

FOOTBALL SEASON - It has never been more delicious!

TAGS: snackadium football
Rating: 3.42/5

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Krissie - October 13, 2012, 9:00 pm
5 hungry lions! I need...No, wait...I HAVE to do this!!!!

18 Inches -


TAGS: gathers no foot
Rating: 4.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:57 pm
Good advice for myself. 5L
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:39 pm

He just looks like he has the taste of foot in his mouth, don't you think? Thanks, Bull!!~
Bull - June 9, 2012, 8:18 am

227 AND COUNTING - You know your love life is bad when someone says to you 'The Colts backup QB gets more action than you do'

YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf

TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am


TAGS: college football
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

afrothunder - March 3, 2010, 7:11 pm
Being new to motifake, I'm sure my word isn't worth much. However, the best rivalry in North American Sports (Not just college) according to ESPN is The Game, also known as Michigan-Ohio State. (http://espn.go.com/endofcentury/s/other/bestrivalries.html)
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
i am from the north in the middle of big ten country and played for NDSU and its not the same up here. go to a highschool game in texas or florida. its jsut better. we have pointed out 5 schools the SEC has 10 that are better with better fans.
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 3:51 pm
I live in an SEC college town, and Airman is all over it, like BBQ sauce on a rib.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:46 pm
I like that. Douchebag Fucktard. I might find the appropriate avatar to go with that.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:40 pm
my goodness. Tennessee's Neyland stadium is now over 104,000, which seems to be more than 102,000. And I live in colorado, which, unfortunately, is Broncos country. college ball takes a back seat here
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 3:36 pm
Probably not matt, kinda like when i heard the name of my lil bros band tournament "Cougar Fest" i got super excited and was let down when it was a bunch of high school band geeks
Fatt Matt - March 3, 2010, 3:31 pm
wow... someone takes their football seriously... randomhero, is Beaver Stadium what i hope it is? It's not, is it?
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:21 pm
Read this as well you douchebag... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Stadium
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
This is the biggest piece of sh*t i've ever seen. PSU is 107k, Michigan 106k, OSU 102k. Please seach Penn State tailgate fcuktard. Obviously this dumb redneck has never been to a football game in the "North," since he thinks the Civil War is still on.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 2:55 pm
actually, Lincoln Nebraska is amazing on game day too.. but it would be hard to beat the Georgia-Florida "worlds biggest cocktail party" for atmosphere. Tennessee's stadium now seats 104,000 putting it ahead of OSU
magicbikes - March 3, 2010, 1:50 pm
The top 3 college football stadiums by capacity: Penn State Michigan Ohio State They are from the north, by the way. Being from the south I would suspect you would have to be told that.
me4891 - March 3, 2010, 1:07 pm
I am from the North and will say this is absolutely true. Looking forward to next fall already
kingsholmmad - March 3, 2010, 12:46 pm
That's why you Americans don't understand rugby: REAL dedication involves going to Twickenham and being able to enjoy the game in spite of a diet of cucumber sandwiches and Pimms.
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 12:13 pm
5L's and mostly true only Where is the largest college stadium? michian and who has the most stright sellouts Ohio State, even though i hate them. Just saying still the last line is very very true.


TAGS: 49ers football famous gal coming over
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by ronsart

RON - September 20, 2009, 11:32 pm
Good day today...Seahawks 10...49ers 23!!!
SteveAlvey - August 31, 2009, 10:49 am
Ron, you may want to edit the seminole necklace...

17/9/2011 - Marks the date of the inaugrual ineligibowl, to be played against Ohio State and Miami.

TAGS: football college cheats play game
Rating: 3.89/5

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caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:07 am
Well i live in Australia, soooooo
Iconoclast - August 24, 2011, 12:48 am
and in the USA 9/17 is Constitution Day, marking the ratification of the US Constitution.
ICEMAN - August 23, 2011, 11:19 am
Yeah, well, on this continent it's 9/17/2011.



AMERICAN FOOTBALL - kicks Rugby's ass

TAGS: football is a man s sport
Rating: 3.06/5

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CANADA - February 7, 2010, 8:48 pm
you want a rough sport try lacrosse
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 7:56 pm
They're both good sports. I prefer American football, but hell, I'm American. I believe this poster was a response to a rugby fan's poster claiming vice-versa. Whatever... let's move on.
firecock97 - February 7, 2010, 7:52 pm
I am an American who has played both and I would rather play and watch rugby. Pads are for p#@$%^s and at, least rugby is a real world sport.
Derek - February 7, 2010, 7:46 pm
You've obviously never played any serious rugby. No helmets and only women wear pads.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 4:46 pm
I see what you did there... 5L.

BALL TO THA FACE - Didn't See That One Coming, Did You?

TAGS: soccer football ball face
Rating: 1.98/5

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leeebling - December 19, 2008, 6:10 am
What are these soccer fags you speak of? I've smoked for years and never seen them, they sound cool.
American - September 30, 2008, 6:08 pm
Ya....you little soccer playin bitch!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 11:47 am
But wait, you're a staunch traditionalist when it comes to calling it football and not soccer (which has a known etymology and use) but you think this is 'lolarious'? Why be picky or fickle about the development of terms? Just accept both.
Jonny Shadez - September 25, 2008, 11:15 am
What is this soccer of which you speak, I think you'll find he plays football. It's called football because it's played with the feet, that's why a ball to the face is lolarious.
American - September 10, 2008, 6:02 pm
Soccer fags are used to having balls in their faces!

The look i get when -

TAGS: look football
Rating: 5/5

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xnavygunner - October 19, 2014, 10:04 am
Work. lol
lgvernon - October 18, 2014, 11:12 pm

And just where have you been!?


TAGS: football soccer world cup nascar tv
Rating: 4.5/5

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culos - February 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
The hell it is!
andyreddson - February 22, 2011, 6:16 pm
That's because it's spelled "S-O-C-C-E-R."
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:04 pm
*face palms* I've refereed soccer (football) for 6 years now. there is nothing like getting yelled at for doing my job right. The best part is wen I get to throw coaches out of games though. They all act like they never saw it coming.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:27 pm
we could talk down every form of sport if we want. i just found this pic related to the world cup. i'm watching poker all the time. pretty stupid as well if i think about it ;)
Kung-Fu Devil - June 29, 2010, 8:20 am
Yes. Yes it is.
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:35 pm
Oh yeah, and watching a bunch of guys kicking a ball back & forth is absolutely riveting.
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:53 pm
haha..., and they STILL manage to CRASH...!!

NSW VS QLD - Q. What does Red Sox vs Yankees, Broncos vs Raiders and Chicago vs Green Bay all have in common? A. State of origin puts them all to shame

TAGS: state origin football rivalry sport
Rating: 4.63/5

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house - June 15, 2011, 4:41 pm
5L caveman - origin, what a spectacle


Epic Win Giants -

TAGS: win super bowl giants football
Rating: 2.24/5

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datnigga - July 2, 2008, 11:07 pm
sports nerds actually play the game too. that must be why you hate us. because we're able to kick your ass.
Sean - April 5, 2008, 12:49 am
Who do I hate less: Sports nerds or gamer nerds ? ... Now there's a depressing coin toss waiting to happen.

CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?

TAGS: kick football sports hurt nuts
Rating: 4.45/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/

JAMARCUS RUSSELL - To simply call him a 'bust' would be an insult to the likes of Ryan Leaf

NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT - Some guys will do anything to stay out of trouble...

TAGS: football steelers
Rating: 3.26/5

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pieman - February 7, 2011, 2:17 am
Lol! She is actually a Bengals fan. (did the research) 5L for the funny.
Fire3930 - February 6, 2011, 8:30 pm
Sorry ICEMAN...but funny can sometimes hurt...thanks anyway...
ICEMAN - February 6, 2011, 8:14 pm
For making me get out the eye bleach... 1L

PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck

TAGS: football steelers cleveland
Rating: 2.62/5

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HtD - December 27, 2008, 4:44 am
I think the Lions are more fitting.




OTAKU - At least we don't watch a bunch of big, sweaty men throwing balls around.

TAGS: otaku football
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:21 pm
It's called being male. A lost art with the new generation.


TAGS: florida state girls football
Rating: 3.58/5

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rudeboy308 - May 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
As a FSU alumnus, I have to love this poster, and the team is getting better after Jimbo's first season. God bless the Daisy Dukes.
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:25 pm
the girl with the string belt has her fly undone or is it just a play on shadows?
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 9:17 pm
Awesome point, Zed.... and WAY good presence of mind to byba$s the censorship! You rock!
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 9:17 pm
God bless the South! Daisey Dukes forever!
Zed - October 24, 2009, 9:14 pm
That's like saying that Big Ben is a small clock, Bart. Louisiana girls trim their cut-offs until they can pa$s for a thong...
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 8:44 pm
Can't compare to Louisiana girls. Their shorts are...shorter.
rerun - October 24, 2009, 8:40 pm

FSU women are wild by nature
MrRandom - October 24, 2009, 8:38 pm
Hell its just a bow tie. One little pull and down they go!
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 8:36 pm
Rope? Rope!? ROPE! Why must something so trivial stand in the way?
bevhillsreborn - October 24, 2009, 8:30 pm
the left one doesnt have a button and is using a rope as a belt.
BriaHere - July 24, 2009, 7:55 am
They're hot, and I'm going to Florida State.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:38 pm
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:38 pm
INNIES Nice to know you gotta place to stay when Aunt Flo is in town.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:19 am
Aggy, You Nazi!
a name - July 4, 2009, 3:12 am
No, they'd have to have double d's and be making out with each other while fingering each other with one hand and jacking me off with the other while the cheerleaders fondle each other...Does anyone have any Jurgens?
Preacher Man - July 4, 2009, 3:04 am
Those student bodies are more impressive than the 1972 Miami Dolphins.
agdaniele - January 16, 2009, 12:55 am

FOOTBALL - it hurts to lose

TAGS: football fail
Rating: 3.79/5

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Greeny - July 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
looks more like squash to me
forseti - July 26, 2011, 4:41 pm
that's faceball I guess

DINGLE BERRY - Not where you'd expect to find one.


TAGS: university of utah utes football kick ass
Rating: 3.25/5

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BuZZbomb - August 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two utes. Judge Haller: Ah, the two what? Uh, uh, what was that word? Vinny: Uh,what word? Judge Haller: Two what? Vinny Gambini: What? Judge Haller: Uh, did you say 'utes'? Vinny: Yeah, two utes.

SCOTT NORWOOD - His political stance is wide right


TAGS: ladies bra football
Rating: 4.59/5

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mariand - May 4, 2012, 2:26 am
lol... this is a good one

FOOTBALL - The most masculine venue for ass-grabbing this country has to offer.

AMERICAN FOOTBALL - Like Rugby but with pads, tights and girls.

TAGS: american football
Rating: 1.88/5

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oh shuddup - January 9, 2009, 5:05 pm
lols leave the poor yanks alone, they have a hard enough time being ...well...being that way.
HtD - January 8, 2009, 4:49 am
Apples and oranges, you dick.
RubySucks - November 6, 2008, 6:04 pm
well ya they're different, tard. if they were the same, why would we need to compare them?
NoVa KaInE - October 17, 2008, 2:27 am
PEOPLE!! They are TWO count 'em TWO different sports meaning they are UN-COMPARABLE
RnR - September 24, 2008, 3:32 pm
if you ever meet a real rugby player, tell him that to his face. BTW: do you want to be buried or cremated?
RugbySucks - September 24, 2008, 2:29 pm
Rugby doesn't need "armour" because they hit like little pussy fags!
d - July 23, 2008, 6:58 pm
The world series is baseball... not football, good try though -Stupid Eurofags, yay!!!!
e - July 20, 2008, 12:00 am
Z, like you uneducated freaks spell it.... - McDonalds, yay!!!!!
g - July 19, 2008, 11:58 pm
Haha, so true!!! Man theyre pussies! they need armour, and have to stop every 5 secs to make a new game-plan.... yip, and they call it the world series even though they are the only "country" (more like organisation, and yes it is spelt with an S, not a
Sean - April 13, 2008, 6:02 pm
What's true? That compared to rugby players, football players are girls because they need pads and wear tights?
bob - April 12, 2008, 8:59 pm
that is so true


TAGS: adversity footsteps canada
Rating: 4.81/5

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GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 10:01 pm
step on the back of my shoe again...and you'll learn the meaning of a whack attack!! 5L
Neener - October 13, 2010, 9:32 pm
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
Love this one!!!

Meanwhile -

TAGS: rabbit human foot parallel universe
Rating: 4.57/5

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RogAz1 - May 13, 2013, 12:09 am
Good Luck with this one.... 5 severed appendages

JESUS - He wasn't just hung from a cross!

TAGS: december challenge jesus left more than footprints in the sand
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - December 9, 2009, 6:04 pm
HA! 5Ls.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:18 pm
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 12:00 pm
Hahaha, slightly disturbing and great.
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 10:37 am
You'll be screaming His name for one reason or another!
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:24 am
Logic, you're going to hell for that one. 5 Tennessee Mules!!

SOLIDITY - A basic physioconceptual illusion, caused by the exchange of photons between interacting electromagnetic fields. Still hurts like a bitch.

FEARLESS BASTARD - ... Because it's Wayne Rooney, nuff' said.

FOOTBALL - If he was a rugby player, He'd have just walked it off.

TAGS: marty football rugby mahomygod gore
Rating: 4.47/5

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BurpingJack - March 19, 2011, 10:34 am
You talk about football without talking about steroids? Are you kidding us?
Kohnel - March 8, 2011, 12:03 am
Lol Well done. 5 Bledisloe cups for you
Mahomygod - March 3, 2011, 4:09 am
Frankly I was surprised it was considered funny enough.. Seemed a lot funnier when I thought of it.. 12 hours before...
motinet - March 2, 2011, 11:49 pm


CALIFORNIA KID - Aaron Rodgers grew up dreaming of taking the 49ERS to the SUPERBOWL. Maybe next time he can do it in a 49ERS Jersey.

TAGS: football
Rating: 4.2/5

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MashiMashi - January 16, 2013, 10:02 pm
MIND BLOWING no. 2, KAP was born and adaopted in Milwaukee WISCONSIN, then RACINE+FOX VALLEY WISCONSIN then moved to Northern california bay Area and went to High School in CA
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 12:43 am
Hopefully Kap can do the job. It would be nice and it has been a while. I had no idea Rodgers was from the Bay area. Good poster.



TAGS: to cowboys football
Rating: 3.25/5

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dylanklj - May 25, 2011, 2:38 am
I really liked, and i thought it wa5 awe5ome. 5L

GOOD CALL REF - Let's be honest, we didn't need instant replay to know that.

TAGS: raiders suck haha football
Rating: 2.83/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:37 pm
See, mooooo? If I was mexican, I wouldn't have given this poster a 5!

Epic Win Giants -

TAGS: win super bowl giants football
Rating: 2/5

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HtD - February 14, 2009, 6:52 pm
Please read this, seans gay http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3225539
datnigga - August 10, 2008, 6:38 am
least it ain't the cowpokes. but seriously. this poster is true. the pat-cheats got what they deserved
seans gay - July 27, 2008, 4:37 am
they didnt cheat n00bl3t. go and make shit motifakes noob.
susie - June 1, 2008, 4:43 pm
this is still my favorite team. and they are amazing! :D
Sean - May 23, 2008, 8:08 pm
Yea it's a lot tougher when you can't cheat

I AM JUST A STONE IN THE ROAD - You tread over me as you move on with your life.

TAGS: crushed under foot
Rating: 4.57/5

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:07 am
This is a lovely one! The pic just catches the right mood...
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:49 pm
Good. =)
TrueGrave - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
I have some funny attempts in mind to break up the sad posters, if they get approved that is lol the calender helps.
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:41 pm
Very good post. Sad, but good. (hug)

REDSKINS VS... - Okay let's be honest here... do you think anyone watches these games caring if they win?

TAGS: september challenge first ladies of football
Rating: 3.43/5

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Me_ - December 21, 2009, 6:33 pm
I just wish they would start showing them again. I gots the HD and everything.
agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 3:52 pm
They're not superheroes... they just dress like mine.

FOOTBALL - A sport which you can molest your enemy without letting them know

TAGS: messi football ball grab
Rating: 3.07/5

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Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:35 pm

just you...oloz
forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:53 am
si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 10:47 am
is it just me or is messi's manhood not that bad..
forseti - September 21, 2010, 7:54 am
now you gave away the secret...

ALIENS IN FOOTBALL - and Kal-El from Krypton, yet again, makes ANOTHER touchdown!

AMERICAN FOOTBALL - It's not for girls.

SOONERS FANS - They March To Their own Drummer

TAGS: football
Rating: 1.2/5

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freestyler - December 13, 2009, 12:28 pm
1/5 good idea but you got it all wrong.


TAGS: football prostitute body ruined rerun
Rating: 4.77/5

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forseti - December 14, 2010, 6:02 pm
the difference is how much money they earn with merchandising products...

HE WHO - walks in someone´s footsteps will never leave some of his own

TAGS: boy smiling boots footsteps child
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2012, 11:40 am
EXCELLENT! great start

Everyone Google's Themselves... -

PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!

TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

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Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am
Everyone should have the right to download pr0n at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.

FLAG FOOTBALL. - Teaching you how to "Accidentally" cop-a-feel, since the forth grade.

TEBOWING - You better pray for the win cause you sure don’t have the talent to get it yourself.

MAN I HATE.... - Supporting them at their lowest point So that when they are successful again, they can never be referred to as 'bandwagon fans'

FAMILY - No one will ever love you more. Believe me.

TAGS: paul barfoot
Rating: 2.29/5

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James Blackmoore - November 7, 2008, 3:20 pm
That's my uncle, father and on the left is my mother, i love them all so much! Especially when daddy touches me in my "special place".
The Skids - November 7, 2008, 3:17 pm
My family heritage.
a24 - July 7, 2008, 1:01 pm
Oh so that's daxflames dad


TAGS: women equality relationship football help moving
Rating: 4.87/5

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Iconoclast - August 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
That is an excellent poster with a terrific caption. A curse on those who bombed you.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 12:03 pm
Another targeted bombing! Bring it on, little girls! Ratings mean nothing to me. Just the comments below from the people I respect.
kay9kabang - August 11, 2010, 4:47 am
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 12:08 pm
Ah, I thought it was how aggy was getting north.
culos - August 10, 2010, 7:03 am
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 6:58 am
Who do you think is steering the car?
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:27 pm

slugbug, I called it
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:55 pm
send your responses to, "How's that going for ya" at "WeDon'tCareWereGettingLaidReguarilyNow.com 5L

IF -

TAGS: football is impossible to dribble
Rating: 4.68/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 6, 2011, 4:40 am
technically you can slam a revolving door. In case of emergency they fold in half, and that's when you can slam them against each other
Azuleean - August 5, 2011, 6:24 pm
Anyone who says nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried to slam a revolving door.
Mahomygod - July 1, 2011, 7:41 am
No problem. Our footballers dribble all the time. ;D
Greeny - June 30, 2011, 8:41 pm
or weld the crack of dawn

FEMALE FOOTBALL - The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.


CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~

TAGS: this is what happens when you follow in the footsteps of jesus
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 6:53 pm
Five lions and an apology from yours truly, Rose.

REFEREES - When your just sick and tired of people running you over

TAGS: football
Rating: 3.5/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - October 28, 2009, 5:33 pm
I give it four - minus one for a spelling error.
north star - September 9, 2009, 9:44 pm
5 Lions 4 u! Dude getting smacked for wearing a Rams uniform.

POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.

TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


TAGS: real musicians dance or die might lose a foot outlaw badass gun for hire
Rating: 3.24/5

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Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:18 am
Yeah, the series is great...I'm not sure what I think about the ending though. I won't give it away.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 12:16 am
Lol, I'm a huge fan of the series and King. Love the comics too.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:15 am
Whoah. Psychic moment.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 12:14 am
Love the poster, is the pic from The Dark Tower comics?
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:14 am
I find that hard to believe, lol. By the way, I probably should have mentioned this is the tags...the pic is from Marvel's interpretation of the Dark Tower series.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 10:46 pm
You've posted douchier, Dre. ha
DreMagnum - November 8, 2009, 10:28 pm
I've read douchier
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:23 pm
Wow, I sound like a total douche in that last post. Anyway, thanks for the comments and especially the votes. I'm glad you guys like it.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:07 pm
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:07 pm
I see your point. That would go more with the whole Western genre. That's generally how a cowboy would say it. But I was sort of goin' for more of a "jaded" tone, because the guy in the pic looks kind of haggard...a gunman that's seen a long and lonesome
Arrogant Knight - November 8, 2009, 10:03 pm
"Well" should be "So" or "Now" ....In my opinion. Still... Not bad.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:01 pm
Badasses don't need exclamation points. Their rage is subtle...and constant lol thanks for the comment and the vote.
Produceman117 - November 8, 2009, 9:59 pm
5'd. I love how there's not an exclamation point at the end.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 8:53 pm
Thanks, W.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:47 pm
Nicely done.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 4:01 pm
Thanks, man. I'm glad you like my posters, because I love yours. Your "Ringing Bells" poster is hilarious.
ronsart - November 8, 2009, 3:52 pm
my 5L...WOW...Great pic...jez...can,t believe you have time to make these...all day & night comments, forum, posting posters etc...great contributor and appreciated. With quality work, kudos to you sir. Now get back work.

ARIEL - Really does wash the shit out of your shirt!

TAGS: ariel funny football
Rating: 3/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 14, 2010, 8:22 pm
Re-iterates and extremely unfunny. Why mods why?



TROY POLAMALU - Men want to be him. Women....... want to know what kind of conditioner he uses.

Raider's 19 - 17 Cowboy's -

TAGS: dallas cowboys tony romo football
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - August 10, 2013, 4:53 pm

Raisin cookies are nothing but a cruel joke! How did you KNOW???? 5L~~~


WE ALL WANT - to leave our mark on the world. Or better yet, another one.

TAGS: footprint moon want world leave
Rating: 4.67/5

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pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 6:18 pm
A 'world may refer to any planet or heavenly body', which includes moons. It says that on Wikipedia so it must be right.
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:13 pm
I will excuse the fact that the Moon is actually not another world this time...


TAGS: redhead fifty foot woman scale
Rating: 3.83/5

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Pikeman - August 19, 2012, 2:44 am
It is not that the illustrator's sense of scale is off it's that their metric ruler was made in china.