Foot Demotivational Poster
FANTASY FOOTBALL -
THE RAMS SUCK! -
SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.
THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964
UNNESSCARY ROUGHNESS - Wow...That Looks Really Uncomfortable...
FOOT FETISH - I Just Don't Get It
PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.
TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?
GODS TEAM -
J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!
REALITY - Some people ignore it more than others
NOVEL ALARM CLOCK - Give someone a few feet and they jump right on it!
BIGFOOT - Still beating everyone at Hide and Seek
BREAK DANCE - Sometimes really breaks
BRADY-ING - Before Tebowing there was this...
DEFLECTION - Pointing out someone else's stupidity does nothing to diminish yours.
LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!
BIGFOOT - Hide and Seek Champion.
IT PAYS TO ADVERTIZE - But Only Advertize If It Pays
ORANGE - The perfect color for a school. You can go to the game on Saturday, hunt on Sunday and pick up trash on the side of the freeway the rest of the week.
2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.
1ST AND 9.144 -
GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!
FERDINAND POCKET - So Thats Where Carlos Tevez Left His Key
FOOTBALL SEASON - It has never been more delicious!
18 Inches -
A CLOSED MOUTH -
227 AND COUNTING - You know your love life is bad when someone says to you 'The Colts backup QB gets more action than you do'
YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf
NORTH VS SOUTH -
WHAT DOES IT TAKE -
17/9/2011 - Marks the date of the inaugrual ineligibowl, to be played against Ohio State and Miami.
IT'S NOT A FETISH -
AMERICAN FOOTBALL - kicks Rugby's ass
BALL TO THA FACE - Didn't See That One Coming, Did You?
The look i get when -
AMERICANS ARE DIFFERENT -
NSW VS QLD - Q. What does Red Sox vs Yankees, Broncos vs Raiders and Chicago vs Green Bay all have in common? A. State of origin puts them all to shame
WE BELONG -
Epic Win Giants -
CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?
JAMARCUS RUSSELL - To simply call him a 'bust' would be an insult to the likes of Ryan Leaf
NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT - Some guys will do anything to stay out of trouble...
PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck
STUPID BEN, STUPID STEELERS -
IT’S SIMPLE -
GO PACKERS! -
OTAKU - At least we don't watch a bunch of big, sweaty men throwing balls around.
FLORIDA STATE -
FOOTBALL - it hurts to lose
DINGLE BERRY - Not where you'd expect to find one.
SCOTT NORWOOD - His political stance is wide right
REMEMBER LADIES -
FOOTBALL - The most masculine venue for ass-grabbing this country has to offer.
AMERICAN FOOTBALL - Like Rugby but with pads, tights and girls.
JESUS - He wasn't just hung from a cross!
SOLIDITY - A basic physioconceptual illusion, caused by the exchange of photons between interacting electromagnetic fields. Still hurts like a bitch.
FEARLESS BASTARD - ... Because it's Wayne Rooney, nuff' said.
FOOTBALL - If he was a rugby player, He'd have just walked it off.
CALIFORNIA KID - Aaron Rodgers grew up dreaming of taking the 49ERS to the SUPERBOWL. Maybe next time he can do it in a 49ERS Jersey.
NFL QUARTERBACKS -
GOOD CALL REF - Let's be honest, we didn't need instant replay to know that.
Epic Win Giants -
I AM JUST A STONE IN THE ROAD - You tread over me as you move on with your life.
REDSKINS VS... - Okay let's be honest here... do you think anyone watches these games caring if they win?
FOOTBALL - A sport which you can molest your enemy without letting them know
ALIENS IN FOOTBALL - and Kal-El from Krypton, yet again, makes ANOTHER touchdown!
AMERICAN FOOTBALL - It's not for girls.
SOONERS FANS - They March To Their own Drummer
HE WHO - walks in someone´s footsteps will never leave some of his own
Everyone Google's Themselves... -
PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!
FLAG FOOTBALL. - Teaching you how to "Accidentally" cop-a-feel, since the forth grade.
TEBOWING - You better pray for the win cause you sure don’t have the talent to get it yourself.
MAN I HATE.... - Supporting them at their lowest point So that when they are successful again, they can never be referred to as 'bandwagon fans'
FAMILY - No one will ever love you more. Believe me.
FROZEN ASSETS -
FEMALE FOOTBALL - The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
THERE WE HAVE IT -
CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~
REFEREES - When your just sick and tired of people running you over
POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.
SIX SHOOTERS -
ARIEL - Really does wash the shit out of your shirt!
NAME CHANGE -
THIS LITTLE PIGGY CRIED WEE -
TROY POLAMALU - Men want to be him. Women....... want to know what kind of conditioner he uses.
Raider's 19 - 17 Cowboy's -
INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES -
WE ALL WANT - to leave our mark on the world. Or better yet, another one.
FIERY ANGER -
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